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Joke of the Day

"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."

"I dunno if a gun would be my murder weapon of choice but it's worth a shot."

"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."

"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."

"I'm going to start rapping under the name ""Jay Y"" So I can tell Jay Z ""I'm coming for you"""

"I was going to get a sex change. But I couldn't quite pull it off."

"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"

"Q:What did the German Police office say to his nipple. A:*You are under a vest.*"

"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."

"What do Latin American people call an American sex tourist who comes to fuck cheap gay prostitutes their country? A maricon"