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Joke of the Day
"How do you get away with murder? Become a cop first."
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"Candy is like virginity It's easy to take from a child"
"me (on desert island): good thing i was able to grab this CD player & my 5 fav CDs other survivor: I saw you put down bread & pick those up"
"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."
"How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there."
"Whats the worst part about sex with children? Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume when you are finished."
"My watch broke a week ago I've been meaning to replace it but I don't have the time"
"Two Jews working in a shop. One of them asks: -Abraham, how much is 13 times 8? -Are we buying or selling?"
"we get it people on instagram you went outside congratulations"
"The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work."