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Joke of the Day

"If you've never heard a 9 minute version of ""Girl From Ipanema"", then you weren't just inside my head while my co-worker was talking to me."

"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."

"How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant? You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant."

"Saw a sign on the highway that said ""Kill or Injure a Road Worker: $7,500"" but it doesn't tell me where to pick up the money..."

"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"

"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""

"Nerdy joke What did the web server told the browser? My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer? Please give me <HEAD> first."

"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"

"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."

"Those magical three words you've been waiting so long to hear. Red, or white?"