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Joke of the Day

"If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits."

"I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor."

"Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away."

"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"

"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""

"Jared likes his women like he likes his sandwiches 6 and 12"

"I saw a lady texting and driving today... I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her."

"What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds? Chevy Chase."

"Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up"

"They canceled school and reminded everyone to ""Prepare for a blackout"" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening*"