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Joke of the Day

"My favorite position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Black Joke Why are black people getting stronger??? Because the televisions these days are getting heavier."

"""Buy your individuality!"" - Urban Outfitters"

"why does the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"

"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."

"Giraffe walks into a bar and says... The hi-balls are on me."

"If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!"

"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"

"Hey can you take the next left? I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool."

"How is an American teen girl different from an ISIS teen girl. No differences. They both blow quite easily !"