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Joke of the Day

"I've been calling my husband ""babe"" for five years because I'm too embarrassed to tell him I forgot his name."

"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."

"Q: Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares."

"Virginity is like a car Once you've had it 25 years, nobody else wants it either"

"Why repent? I pented just last week."

"This nation really has gotten lazy, what with buying pre-shredded cheese and all. I think it's time to make America grate again."

"Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda"

"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"

"Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !"

"So I found out today I have Alzheimer's..."