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Joke of the Day
"If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
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"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"*Now with 50 percent less fat* Me: ooooh *buys two*"
"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."
"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"
"[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: ""Table for one, please."""
"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."
"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."
"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."
"I'm still drunk with power after a Jehovah's Witness asked, ""'Can I ask you one question?"" & I said, ""I think you just did,"" + kept walking."