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Joke of the Day

"What did they name the Chinese remake of ""Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs""? It's Raining Cats and Dogs"

"How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool? Say, "" Everyone out of the pool please."""

"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."

"A father asked his son how baking school was going ""I knead some dough."""

"women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady"

"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."

"I thought I had an std because my eyes started burning every time I had sex. Then I realized it was just the mace."

"What do you call a black and white spotted cow? A moo-latto!!"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? Most say the letter 'R' But a pirates first love is the mighty 'C' By the mighty 'C' I mean the clitoris YARRRRHHHHHhhh....."