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Joke of the Day

"What did they name the Chinese remake of ""Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs""? It's Raining Cats and Dogs"

"What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!"

"""This is the one I use for wiping"" - Handshakes"

"I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop"

"I'm flying to NYC today and I don't care what the flight attendant says, I will be using my seat cushion as a fartation device."

"If they ever start charging for air... I'll buy a bag of chips, at least it will be a package deal."

"I got into a fight with my boner this morning: Don't worry, I beat it single handedly"

"I think I burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones."

"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever repay you."

"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."