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Joke of the Day
"I swapped my wife's tampons with party poppers. Absolutely no sense of humour that girl.."
Next Joke
"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."
"What does a sick deception eat? A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe"
"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"
"How do angels greet each other? They say Halo."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."
"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."
"Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!"
"So the Middle Eastern restaurant near my house has been selling baby meat I regret ordering the 'pita platter of tiny feet'"
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it"