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Joke of the Day

"I swapped my wife's tampons with party poppers. Absolutely no sense of humour that girl.."

"Wife has a fever. Daughter has a fever. Neither are of the ""disco"" variety."

"Yes, life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent."

"I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking."

"The Bartender says, we don't serve time-travelers here! A time traveler walks into a bar."

"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas."

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"

"What does Reddit share in common with the real world? A messed up system of karma"

"I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog."

"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"