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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!"
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"bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar and takes a bite. bear: beer please. barman: sorry, you're on drugs. Please leave bear: I'm not on drugs barman: what about that barbiturate"
"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."
"Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?"
"Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."
"I Am So Depressed. I Think Suicide Is The Only Answer. If my bitch ex-wife would just commit suicide my life would be so much better."
"I exaggerate too much. My whole life is a hyperbole."
"A guy I know calls women's periods ""shark week."" I asked him why, and he told me ""Beware of blood in the water. The fearsome beast will bite your head clean off, unprovoked, when you least expect it."""
"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."