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Joke of the Day
"I got into a fight with my boner this morning: Don't worry, I beat it single handedly"
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"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."
"What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job? Bring Your Kid to Work Day"
"Gender is like a dead Jew. Before we know it, there'll be six million of them."
"Wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard, ""Actually sir, we have you on camera."""
"TIL: Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans."
"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"
"How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back you didn't say 'May I?''"
"Why do Chemists have so much debt? Because they have so much Antimony!"
"If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?"