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Joke of the Day
"I got into a fight with my boner this morning: Don't worry, I beat it single handedly"
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"So I'm reading that ""twerking"" and ""selfie"" have been added to the dictionary. ""Future"" and ""optimism"" have been removed..."
"What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains"
"How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass? Irresistible."
"I like my women like I like my doctors Always asking me to take my clothes off whenever I see them."
"My biggest complaint about Batman v Superman is how the movie always just assumes you know which one is which."
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""
"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"
"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"