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Joke of the Day

"A baby Seal A baby seal walks into a club."

"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"

"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm pretty? Cop: No Me: Because I'm on Twitter? Cop: No Me: Officer I can do this all day"

"Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are? Blackheads."

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards? A woman in her place..."

"Hi, I'm black and I really can't stand it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. They say old habits die hard, but some habits never die.. Like the white men leaving us hanging"

"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."

"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"

"What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents? Jokes about Batman's parents can get old."