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Joke of the Day
"A baby Seal A baby seal walks into a club."
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"A man with dyslexia... Walks into a bra."
"What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!"
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"What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage? Finding Forrester"
"A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."
"Do you like him like him, or just Facebook like him?"
"Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"
"Even if your a one in a million kind of guy There are a thousand people just like you in China"