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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of Gogurt has died. He would like you to open his urn along the dotted line and splatter half the ashes all over your shirt."

"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."

"Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted ""put a ring on it"" to five random male names. Stay tuned."

"What happens to sex bombs later in life? They become box-office bombs"

"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive? One terrorbyte."

"You're only as awkward as you say you are...out loud...in front of people...who were in a private conversation...that didn't involve you."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !"