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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last as long for fat people."
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"FROSTY DIVORCE Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake."
"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."
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"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"""What's math?"" - people who give 110%"
"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."