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Joke of the Day

"If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan"

"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."

"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"

"Never end a tweet with a question mark. People will talk to you."

"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"

"What do they use to heal cuts in the Matrix Neo Sporin"

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."

"What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh"

"What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria."

"What is similar between Sharks and Humans? The Great ones are always white."