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Joke of the Day

"Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *"

"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""

"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians? Cos Lettuce"

"Make sure to tip your waitress. It's pretty funny when they fall over."

"Girl likes 'boys with accents <333' on Facebook. I charge at her. ""HELLOUGH!! I AM HELMUT, FROM RUSSIA. I WORK AS STRANGLER AT MEAT FACTORY"""

"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."

"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."

"Went to the zoo last week and all they had was one animal and it was a dog... It was a shih tzu."