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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws while the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"

"Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change."

"The first woman on the moon. ""Houston we have a problem."" What? ""nevermind"" What's the problem?? ""nothing"" Please tell us!? ""You know what the problem is."""

"Tuna comments What do tuna fish say pussy tastes like?"

"PRIEST: Do you take this this woman, to have and to hold, for better, for worse, until death do you part? ME: Well, now you made it weird."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair"

"What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it."

"I thought my name was ""Stop encouraging her"" until I was 11."

"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"