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Joke of the Day

"If sex with 3 people is called a 3 some, sex with 2 people is called a 2 some.. Then I know why everyone calls you handsome."

"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."

"If your wife says ""take out the trash"" do not reply with ""you cooked it you take it out."""

"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"

"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* why aren't there any female Transformers?!?"

"It's hard to eat pizza and feel angry at the same time."

"does anyone know a knock knock joke that's actually funny? most of the ones i have heard are not funny at all."

"Que hace el pez cuando esta aburrido? Nada."

"If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue? First in never out."

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."