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Joke of the Day
"What could be a good name for a really inappropriate French porno? The Princess and the Frog"
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"First rule of Water Boarding Club: 1. You will talk"
"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."
"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."
"Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman."
"where are opie and anthony from? ethiopia"
"What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas? Police Navidad."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"Child protective services? Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?"
"I wish robot servants were affordable already."