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Joke of the Day
"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."
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"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"
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"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man who is dangerously allergic to fish a fish and he'll eat for a lifetime."
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"Chantelle has 756 friends on Facebook. She adds 122, what does she have? Huge tits."
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"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."