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Joke of the Day

"It's not enough to get up at 8 am & freeze on the soccer field. One must also scream from the sidelines so everyone knows you care."

"How to piss off the JokeExplainBot?"

"The reverse gear on our car stopped working, so my wife and I took it to a garage. Moving forward we should be fine."

"Want to talk about rape? No? That's the spirit."

"What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to? Hahaharvard"

"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"

"6 was jealous about other kids getting notes in their lunches, so I put one in his: ""Sorry, I ate your pudding. Love, Dad."""

"Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you're on a cruise!"

"curiousity killed the cat but it also got my penis stuck in the vacuum"

"What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a Golden Shower? You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you."