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Joke of the Day

"What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to? Hahaharvard"

"Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!"

"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"

"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."

"Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor."

"Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It's actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns."

"For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys. I just can't put finger on it."

"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."

"I'm the most indecisive person I know... At least, I think I am.."

"I wear Fake ""Vans""(Shoes) So I just call them cars."