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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into r/news <removed>"
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"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"
"My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it's a big cock."
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"
"Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife? The jury store"
"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"
"What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard? ""The loser was 'thore'"""
"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."
"The best thing about being productive is going to bed knowing you did something. Or I think that's how productive people feel. I don't know."