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Joke of the Day
"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station on the other side! *bum bum chi*"
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"A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, ""Have you seen my father in here today?"" The barman says, ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""
"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."
"My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine."
"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1. It's offensive that you thought this was a joke."
"Have you ever had sex in a tent? I have not, but I hear its fucking intense."
"I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once"
"How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow."