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Joke of the Day

"I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once"

"I should've married myself. I've never said no to sex. Not once. Not one single time ever."

"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""

"Why do Muslims hate Hitler? My friend told me this 'joke' after he found out I was Muslim. Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler? Me: Why? Him: He didn't kill ALL the Jews."

"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""

"Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather."

"What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army? A veteran aryan."

"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"

"If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance."

"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."