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Joke of the Day
"How is Budweiser like Making Love in a Canoe? It's Fucking Close to Water."
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"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."
"Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic"
"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"
"""Is this seat Taken?"" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair."
"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"
"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."
"I found this addvertisement along the road in Texas Don't Texan drive."
"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."
"i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor"