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Joke of the Day
"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."
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"I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there."
"Why don't chicken coops have four doors? They would be chicken sedans"
"A healthy man has a thousand wishes and a sick person only one... ... to win the election"
"10 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me! She said no both times. ( )"
"So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!"
"If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry."
"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"
"my next job http://imgur.com/r3DFIHQ"
"I need a keyboard shortcut for ""sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."""