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Joke of the Day
"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"
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"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"
"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."
"Doesn't get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner. Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner."
"Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again."
"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"
"Keeping busy in prison"
"I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk. Then I drop by later and yell, ""Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!""."
"Should I buy a pizza? Heads I do, tales I ignore the coin."
"""People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them"" ""By mistake?"" ""Not you as well""."