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"Keeping busy in prison"
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"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."
"Life tip: do stuff even though it's hard and you suck at it"
"I ate a donkey steak today It tasted like ass"
"Jehovah's Witness I was just wondering...........if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door..... does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???"
"[On stage at comedy club] ""Doritos: 11 chips per serving"" *audience erupts in laughter* ""Oreos: 3 cookies per serving"" *audience loses it*"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? One is under buck fifty one is under a buck."
"I have a buddy that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do."
"If a man holds the car door open for a women, then you know that one of the two is new."
"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"