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Joke of the Day
"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""
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"How do you call a dog without legs? you don't you go and grab him"
"What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face."
"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."
"Yes, I've been in love before. I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds."
"'the red wedding was my favorite part' -- drone operator"
"What is small furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !"
"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."
"This idiot from Apple reckons that the ""Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down"" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies"
"Ladies: If a man approaches you and he's wearing Crocs, hold perfectly still. Their vision is based off movement."