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Joke of the Day
"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."
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"How do you spot the vegan at a party? They'll tell you."
"I accidentally gave my wife super glue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."
"I used poo to wash my hair. What a sham! Poo doesn't work at all!"
"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this?"""
"I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like ""Sorry little Canadians. We're full."""
"How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver? It's hard to keep track."
"My father trusted no one. Even had a saying about it. But he wouldn't tell me."