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Joke of the Day
"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."
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"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."
"How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a light bulb?"
"A man is talking to his friend... ""Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."" ""Eyyy, nice trade."""
"Burger King employee: what size [drink] would you like? Me (thinking she said 'side'): fries. BK: What? Me: *more forcefully* fries."
"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."
"I hope I'm never behind Johnny Depp going through airport security. Watching him take off all those accessories would be sad."
"Typical Kanye West If Kanye West would become a president wouldn't we all be living in Wild West?"
"""Hey. Here's some free oxygen. No prob! All I ask is that you don't let your dogs piss on m- Oh there he goes. He's pissing on me."" -trees"