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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the alcoholic chemist that died? He just loved drinking PBr"
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"Went out with a blind girl last night A blind girl was jerking me off last night, and told me I had the biggest dick she's ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg."
"I will be celebrating Columbus Day by setting sail for India, landing in Spain, and telling everyone who lives there to move out."
"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"
"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... ...i thought she was a couple of years older than that, I suppose that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."
"Pros don't ever use the Tip."
"What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends? A Redditor."
"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""
"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm."
"It's so weird and coincidental that everyone who likes me is cool and smart and everyone who doesn't is an egomaniacal asshole."