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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression."
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"LPT: If you crash into a parked car and don't have a paper and pen.. simply use a key to scratch your insurance details on to the bonnet."
"A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with ""I am a hurricane induced tornado""."
"The suspect was found dead with his genitals inside a jar of peanut butter... Dare I say he was... Fucking nuts."
"fred flinstone (my landlord): the rent is due me: say it fred: pls no me: i'm not paying fred: *sighs* the rent is yabba dabba due me: haha"
"I've decided to shave off my eyebrows and draw them in. It's pretty cool, except when I have to redraw them to show somebody I'm angry."
"Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so."
"They're building a restaurant on Mars now... They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere."
"What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"
"Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar"