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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new emo pizza? You just make fun of it, and it cuts itself!"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers."

"If you say ""cray cray"" I'm going to punch you in the ""fay fay"","

"Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain."

"How do you keep an idiot with RES busy? loading..."

"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to walk around the world? She drowned."

"What did the egg say to the hot water?"

"Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You're an artificial limb salesman? Me: I prefer international arms dealer'."

"The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks."

"Interesting Factoid: Facebook causes you to overestimate how happy your friends are, and therefore might make you more depressed!"