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Joke of the Day

"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."

"How are sex and pizza similar? If you get it from someone in a Chuck E. Cheese's it's never very good."

"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"

"How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it. This is not a joke Israel."

"(NSFW) My first experience with sex was a lot like getting my first car I didn't really want it but my dad gave it to me anyway"

"I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself. What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid? A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid? an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*"

"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."

"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."

"What do you call an old barometer? Weathered."

"What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for? The Back Hand"