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Joke of the Day
"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
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"The men who sarcastically ask women if they're on their period are completely ruining it for the rest of us who are genuinely curious."
"""Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" ""Next time take off the candles."""
"I'm 0 for 3 in getting people to try a spoonful of my homemade peach jam on the subway platform this morning. Some days are challenging!"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on a phone,""wing, wing, herrooo?"" God I love this joke"
"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"
"Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby what's SHAKING!"
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off. (Also sorry)"
"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."
"When I don't approve of another shopper's groceries in the checkout line, I just use one of those separator bars to sweep them to the floor"