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Joke of the Day
"Words hurt The other day an N-word hit me over the head with a tire iron."
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"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water If it sinks: Girl Ant If it floats: Boy ant"
"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."
"We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts"
"Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? Because 69 was a mouthful"
"""Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship"" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"
"black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas"