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Joke of the Day

"Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas"

"What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich? An ambulance."

"Did you hear about the barefoot bridegroom? He got cold feet."

"You know you're an ugly c*nt when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"No officer the joke's on you. That breathalyzer will never tell you how much acid I dropped tonight."

"most offensive jokes I want to hear the most offensive jokes you have ever heard or told. Send that shit in. Because I loves me some offensive jokes."

"I decided to put some ketchup in my eyes... ...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea."

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."

"Knock knock... (**WARNING OFFENSIVE**) Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET YOU SON A OF A BITCH!"

"I was a trampoline salesman Off and on."