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Joke of the Day
"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"
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"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"
"I've stopped asking what the meaning of life is. My question now is: ""Why do only technologically-challenged people use self-check-outs?""."
"How did the Mongols get to Europe? Steppe by steppe."
"My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers... ... So, I did. She's 21 and her name is Megan. PS: Even though the joke is in first person, nobody told me to get a penis enlarger."
"If you die in the shower when you're shampooing do the police have to finish rinsing when they find you or is that the ME's job. Is it a job"
"/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post."
"I cracked a beer at 9:11 this morning... Too soon?"
"When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math... ...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world."
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."