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Joke of the Day
"How did the Mongols get to Europe? Steppe by steppe."
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"I saw a man sitting on a curb looking down on his luck so I gave him a dollar he gave it back and said "" I'm not homeless, I'm married """
"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."
"That'll do, fellas. I think we're good on breathy singer-songwriters who sound like they're creepily whispering rapey stuff in our ears."
"Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer."
"If you jingle my bells, I will promise you a white Christmas."
"I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch! Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter."
"I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast."
"Be There or Be Square Because if you will be there, you will be around."
"""That's not Captain Kirk."" is what I like to say just after the pilot makes his first announcement & then everyone laughs in my head."