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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife is like a tornado First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog."
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"What did the monkey say when he was throwing his feces? This shit is bananas!"
"What did the white guy say when he saw the twelve black men in the jury box? ""Great, it's a hung jury."""
"I hate people who say ""said no one ever"" to things I said because I literally just f-cking said it."
"Once a person turns 60, the ""reply all"" feature should no longer be available to them when sending emails."
"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."
"I've found that jogging is much more fun when you never do it."
"My girlfriend fell and got a bruise on her ass. It was nasty. and the bruise was ugly too."
"So I walked into an apple phone store... And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,""it's not my fault you don't have any windows"""
"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."