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Joke of the Day
"What did the monkey say when he was throwing his feces? This shit is bananas!"
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"Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*"
"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"
"How do you catch a rare rabbit? Unique up on it"
"Did you hear they are combining the MENSA convention and the pride parade next year? Scientists predict a homogeneous mixture of attendees"
"Gaytway 'Gay' is a tricky word. If someone asks 'are you gay?' If you respond no, it mean you are not happy with your life...if your response is yes, it means you are not happy with your wife!"
"Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong."
"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"
"I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow."
"You see me wildly flailing my arms. Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?"