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"Why did the skeleton not go to his prom? he had noBODY to go with."
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"They say ""You are what you eat"" so I guess we should eat skinny people."
"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"
"What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !"
"I finally found an onramp for the road to success!!!! It was closed for construction."
"Me: hope ur soccer team wins the great fork American: What Me: the good plate American: the super bowl Me: i knew it was a kitchen something"
"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."
"I just saw a guy with a mustache exactly like my grandpa's. I doubt it was his though; grandpa never let anyone borrow his mustache."
"Knock knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are bad."