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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon."
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"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."
"Let's get naughty and save Santa the trip."
"Two dyslexics run into a bank... and they shout ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""
"It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about."
"and God said,"" Let there be light !"" Chuck Norris says"" Say please"""
"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."
"While seen my x-ray, my doctor said.... You know, when I was a child my dad use to tell me ""A picture is worth a thousand words"" But this one just say ""You're screwed"""
"My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems. Apparently not far enough."
"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."