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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems. Apparently not far enough."
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"Why Are Cats Bad Debaters? Because they're always pussyfooting!"
"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"
"If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are."
"'I like mouse but I couldn't eat a whole one' - Our sodding cat"
"I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags..."
"What's Hitlers favorite video game? Space Invaders"
"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"
"Involuntary Owl Knock knock. Who's there? Involuntary owl. Involuntary owl who?"
"What do you call a bear in the Arctic? Starving."