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Joke of the Day

"It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about."

"Say ""Unreliable Airline"" three times fast. Delta Delta Delta"

"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"

"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wongs don't make a white."

"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak."

"How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !"

"""Is that your dog?"" ""No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"""

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"What's the difference between me and an egg? An egg gets laid."