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Joke of the Day
"Let's get naughty and save Santa the trip."
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."
"I'm giving up drinking. ... Hard liquor. ... On Wednesdays."
"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."
"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."
"'Don't say foreskin instead of four score don't say foreskin instead of four score you GOT this Abe' *AHEM* ""FORESKIN FUCK LEMME START OVER"""
"What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)"
"The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club? The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club, Is that you don't talk about Chess Club."
"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."
"Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time."