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Joke of the Day
"Let's get naughty and save Santa the trip."
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"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"
"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school? It's okay, he woke up."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of paws and the other has a pause at the end of clause"
"yeah i got a gym membership. its called life. watch me lift this big ass rock. now im gonna do 20 reps of pretending im a beautiful bird"
"Spelling cunts. *counts."
"Just slammed 12 wheatgrass shots now everyone at Whole Foods is trying to take my keys"
"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"
"A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"""