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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike? A Piecycle."
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"Every time a magician graduates from his school and throws his hat in the air at the convocation, PETA sues him for cruelty to rabbits."
"Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans-sisters."
"My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist."
"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"
"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"
"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"Did you hear they discovered a soda cavemen drank? It's a carbon dated beverage... Good jokes are good"
"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"