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Joke of the Day
"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."
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"""No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!"" ""Honey, what movie are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""
"Girl Dance Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."
"Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press? It's sodapressing."
"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""
"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"
"It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month."
"Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!"
"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"