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Joke of the Day

"What do racists say during sex? ""Hard R! HARD R!"""

"This joke is funny only today. Knock, knock. Who's there? Open. Open who? Open SSL."

"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."

"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."

"Reddit front page is so slow that it's showing posts from 30 years ago."

"Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"

"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"

"Heard this one from my little brother. Poor Timmy... Him: Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Me: why? Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Him: Not Timmy."

"Joke from WWII: The USSR's three greatest generals. What're the names of the USSR's three greatest generals? December, January, and February!"